God could be a womyn, but the devil is most certainly a man. jEsUsLoVeR69

idontsmokeweedandiwantyoutoknow:

this is what i get for trying to make a craigslist post for the sake of a tumblr joke gatic

Ugh this prize will only be a burden.

Ugh this prize will only be a burden.

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Your wedding cake is ugly, you are ugly, go die. Literally kill yourself. If you think fondant is better than buttercream, I want you to stop existing. There needs to be outrage over this.

Your wedding cake is ugly, you are ugly, go die. Literally kill yourself. If you think fondant is better than buttercream, I want you to stop existing. There needs to be outrage over this.

Honestly this just enrages me so much “yes I want my wedding cake to look like CGI”. ok but the point of CAKE is that people EAT IT. Why are you using disgusting fondant? I am genuinely angry about this.

Honestly this just enrages me so much “yes I want my wedding cake to look like CGI”. ok but the point of CAKE is that people EAT IT. Why are you using disgusting fondant? I am genuinely angry about this.

Yes I want my cake to look like someone started bleeding in the middle of throwing up.

Yes I want my cake to look like someone started bleeding in the middle of throwing up.

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Instead of creating a real cake I will layer gelatine mash and put a sugar bear on it yes that is a substitute for being able to cook.

Instead of creating a real cake I will layer gelatine mash and put a sugar bear on it yes that is a substitute for being able to cook.

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Anonymous said: HAHAHA you're getting an unfollow for sending dickhead messages. Coming from someone who said "or you could evolve into a decent human being. so many choices." maybe you should take your own advice and not be a loser on the internet

I said that in response to a person who was discussing how she’d like to vandalise public property. It was overwhelmingly deserved.

The human race does not have enough pity for what you have become.

The human race does not have enough pity for what you have become.

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Your child does not care and will not remember.

Your child does not care and will not remember.

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If you have the time to do this you are a housewife or a degenerate.

If you have the time to do this you are a housewife or a degenerate.

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Your cake is ugly and your soul is ugly.

Your cake is ugly and your soul is ugly.

I hate fondant so much. And the way the internet fawns over every fondant creation - yeah I suspect you could just as easily make something out of the edible equivalent of play-doh as your internet compatriot. No skill needed.
Cakes are designed to be eaten are designed to be tasty. Use buttercream. I sincerely, severely, judge people who use fondant. You people are what is worst about humanity.

I hate fondant so much. And the way the internet fawns over every fondant creation - yeah I suspect you could just as easily make something out of the edible equivalent of play-doh as your internet compatriot. No skill needed.

Cakes are designed to be eaten are designed to be tasty. Use buttercream. I sincerely, severely, judge people who use fondant. You people are what is worst about humanity.

brandycooklyninc:

CREME BRULEE DESSERT. I want to cry from happiness.

Crème brulee is a gross, ugly waste of time that only gains traction as a dessert because of its ever-so-frenchy name. Eat a bowl of custard topped with ritz crackers for the same sensory experience.

brandycooklyninc:

CREME BRULEE DESSERT. I want to cry from happiness.

Crème brulee is a gross, ugly waste of time that only gains traction as a dessert because of its ever-so-frenchy name. Eat a bowl of custard topped with ritz crackers for the same sensory experience.

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