January 2012
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Richard Gibbs - The Storm And The Dead
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So Abbott said something that was misinterpreted by aboriginals/hippies to be a threat, then the abohipperals overreacted by banging on the glass of the restaurant Abbott and the PM were in, which the AFP misinterpreted as a threat of harm, then AFP overreacted by storming out of the building with a giant bullet proof shield, shoving protestors, photographers, and other policemen out of the way,...
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No, Gotye. Please. You know you're not worthy and...
I don’t know what demographic predominantly voted in the past two years of the Hottest 100, but I suspect they are fourteen years old, female, and spend their weekends updating facebook about how crunk they are between bouts of posting pictures of them duckfacing into the mirror wearing hipster costumes in the toilets of clubs they are not legally old enough to enter.
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Help, my ex-wife bought shares in me. Now my personhood has become corporate personhood and hippies keep petitioning my existence.
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"Warren Farrell highlighted the 660% higher...
If only feminism were a movement for equality, something might be done about this…
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tinylions asked: But dating looks exhausting. I get exhausted just thinking about the possibility of maybe liking someone enough that I'd want to date them. How does one even go about dating? Do I need to watch Degrassi or Home and Away or something to find out how they kids are doing it these days? I missed the boat on 'practice' dating.
Tomorrow's gonna be gooooooooood!
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Going out for breakfast with ryan! It wasn’t even my idea! Then looking after Matty from 2-6. Then netball!
Are you six years old, or are you playing netball ironically? Netball is a boring version of basketball. Women say they want equality, then they flock to the laziest, least intelligent sport since Cricket and complain about sexism because nobody watches them play their...
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Just rolled my first ever joint.
Step 2: set my tumblr background to an tiled gif of dancing marijuana leaves
Step 3: reblog instagrams of trendy people doing drugs
Step 4: write myself anon messages telling me how pretty I am
Step 5: my transformation into a teenage tumblr girl will be complete
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