December 2011
The past two New Year’s Eves I hated myself for not going to a NYE party. I promised myself that I would be social next NYE and that I can’t continue to live like a loner. Yet here I am, again, partyless. I’m such a loser.
I also promised myself shortly before Christmas that I would write a piece of music before the year is over. My dream, which I occasionally talk about, is to...
lol. Early SG-1 is hilarious.
theycallmedork:
UNAUTHORIZED OFFWORLD ACTIVATION
“OH JESUS. OH GOD. ACTIVATE SELF DESTRUCT PROTOCOLS. WHAT IS HAPPENING. AHH THE ROOM IS SPINNING. TELL HAMMOND I LOVE HIM.”
And by season ten everyone is just like,
“I WILL ANSWER THE STARGATE WHEN I FEEL LIKE ANSWERING THE STARGATE. LEMME FINISH MY JELLO.”
danceyrselfchristmas:
how long til doctor who airs in britain??
When Doctor Who airs, Tumblr explodes with the vaginal secretions of a million fangirls. If that helps.
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“In hindsight, it’s typical that Channel Nine should axe something as...”
– Dave Hoskin of Metro Magazine
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IN THE BIN, JOURNALISM DEGREE
I weep for your abandoned degree. Also for a second I thought you were making a Micallef reference.
danceyrselfchristmas:
somebody come over and watch love actually with me on christmas day
I’m sorry but I work on the system of romantic comedies having an exchange rate of 1:3 with blowjobs.
Dear Gays:
lit-er-ate:
Stop wearing shorts, singlets and sneakers to nightclubs.
Just accepted my honours offer. Let’s hope I don’t regret this.
Anonymous asked: Stop pretending that male privilege doesn't exist. You have the right to find underarm hair unattractive, but have you considered that the reason you feel that way is because society has conditioned you to over time? Women grow body hair ALL OVER and it is often pretty dark/thick which surprises men because they never see it. Why should we be forced to remove all of ours when men aren't?...
Anonymous asked: Yes, you have to shave your face (which in proportion to the rest of your body is TINY, be real). If (most) women grew facial hair, we'd be expected to shave that too, believe me.
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gatic:
okay let’s just start with the fact that your fucking background has men with facial hair on it
they obviously shave daily to keep their face hairless yeah? secondly body hair has nothing to do with hygiene, it’s not disgusting or gross you’re just cultured to think that, to be honest I don’t give a fuck if a girl has hair under her armpits, she can do what she wants
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worldsbestdad:
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ratquest:
this really makes me laugh because i’m not a feminist but some days i don’t give a fuck about shaving (actually i wax so); but yeah my boyfriend, YES BOYFRIEND ^_^^^^^^^_^_ doesn’t give a fuck either lol oh and he also doesn’t care about his facial hair, actually guys don’t care about them as much as you think
well look at that, i’m...
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worldsbestdad:
gatic:
ratquest:
idk why having pubic/leg/armpit hair warrants a “hairy” label for women i mean thats the standard “normal” amount of hair the majority of women seem to grow isn’t it
You could replace “body hair removal” with literally any other personal grooming activity, and use that logic to justify your laziness as being a statement on society’s unfair expectations.
I’m...
ratquest:
idk why having pubic/leg/armpit hair warrants a “hairy” label for women i mean thats the standard “normal” amount of hair the majority of women seem to grow isn’t it
You could replace “body hair removal” with literally any other personal grooming activity, and use that logic to justify your laziness as being a statement on society’s unfair expectations.
I’m...
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welovetriplej:
In 1989 triple j was the only...
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autumn-flow:
I just ate a whole potato! And it only took half an hour and broke one of my stitches. What a joyful day!
You are a most talented eater of potato.
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I need someone who knows how to give a really hard...
nebachanezar:
Right now.
I don’t, but I can wing it long enough for you to let me into your pants.
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If you’re from a Western country,...
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