God could be a womyn, but the devil is most certainly a man. jEsUsLoVeR69 - STOP BASHING TWILIGHT OMG IT’S SAHHHHH GOOD MY BOYFRIEND WON’T PLAY ALONG AND ICE HIS PENIS BEFORE SEX SO I THINK I MIGHT LEAVE HIM FOR MY FROZEN DILDO WHILE I WAIT FOR MY ~VAMPIRE PRINCE~ TO COME AND IMPREGNATE ME AND THEN IT CAN BE IMPRINTED ON BY A WOLF AT BIRTH CAUSE HE HAS TEH HOTS FOR HER :D :D
Feb 1

oceanobsession asked: STOP BASHING TWILIGHT OMG IT'S SAHHHHH GOOD MY BOYFRIEND WON'T PLAY ALONG AND ICE HIS PENIS BEFORE SEX SO I THINK I MIGHT LEAVE HIM FOR MY FROZEN DILDO WHILE I WAIT FOR MY ~VAMPIRE PRINCE~ TO COME AND IMPREGNATE ME AND THEN IT CAN BE IMPRINTED ON BY A WOLF AT BIRTH CAUSE HE HAS TEH HOTS FOR HER :D :D

I’ll be your vampire prince any day, baby. Ice me up and slip me in. How does the wolf imprinting work? Do we just have to have a wolf in the room when we do it, or do I have to actually stick my dick into the wolf? Because that would kind of be a deal breaker.

  1. oceanobsession said: YOU DON’T HAVE TO HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH THE WOLF, THEY JUST DO SOME MAGIC SHIZ AND THEN THEY ARE FOREVER ATTRACTED TO THE BABY. BUT EDWARD AND JACOB HAVING SEX WOULD BE HOT. P.S. YOUR NEW NAME IS EDWARD.
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