I think I was just propositioned in a park.
I’m not sure how I feel. :|
Tonight’s a hot night (27°C), and there’s usually no one about at 23:30, so I wasn’t wearing a shirt for my run to the nearest park.
I’d just gotten off the butterfly press when a car slowed on the other side of the fence. I glanced over and a woman called out of the passenger window:
“How many of you can I get?”
That sounded like sarcasm to me. I casually looked away, and she cackled as it drove off.
After a few minutes on the lat pull-down, the car returned from a different road. When it pulled up to the kerb she called out again:“No, seriously, what are you doing?”
“Pardon?”
“Want to come have some fun?”
“I think I’m alright,” I said, too taken aback to say something like “Sunday isn’t the night for an adventure.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yeah, I’m alright.”Then the car drove off along yet another different road, and I again heard that raucous laughter.
I initially assumed it was the same kind of shit-stirring as that guy surrounded by his mates on Hindley street who told me my moustache was “hot” (to which I said “thanks”), but she came back and sounded earnest.But I wasn’t raised to get in cars with the kind of woman who’d proposition a sweaty shirtless man in a dimly lit suburban park.
That is my story.
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joyfulpantsofbuttlol said:
You should have charged her $1000 for an hour and made a career of prostitution!
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