Still having a running, invisible rivalry with childhood best friend.

• Mum: I saw Bec's dad today.
• Me: Oh really?
• Mum: Yeah he works over at blahblah now.
• Me: Oh okay.
• Mum: Bec's bought a house.
• Me: I know. She mentioned it to me when I saw her at the bank. I lied to make my life sound better, but she was always better then me.
• Mum: Thats not true.
• Me: She's a day older than me, engaged, bought a house and she's almost on her way to being a lawyer. And I am nothing. She was always better.
• Mum: That is not true. Anyway, her parents got divorced.
• Me: Haha, sucked in. My parents never got divorced.
• Mum: We were never married...
• Me: Still. My parents never got divorced. Haha to you Bec.
• Mum: You need to let go. You know I love you and am so proud of you. I love you Han.
• Me: /animal mode up the stairs.
• Me: HAHA SUCKED IN, NOT SAYING IT BACK.